Sarah Palin "the Half-term Governor": She has a lot of nerve complaining about President Obama's vacation days!

RICK PERRY: Implying Obama doesn't love the U.S, but wants Texas to secede from it!!! Get serious, Rickster!

"Michele's World!": Michele Bachmann's typical gaffe: "Happy B-day" to Elvis (in August?!! Really!!!)

RICK PERRY FOR PREZ: I DON'T THINK SO...