Book of D: Walmart Shoppers

People at Walmart are Interesting.

I was in the checkout line behind a rather big woman who looked like she was five days from a proper bath.

She was wearing yoga pants that were not flattering unless she likes showing off the hail damage to her thighs. 

And I can’t say much about her shirt that looked like it belonged to someone two sizes smaller than her.

Anyway, she was talking out loud, which I thought was strange: talking to herself.

She looked back at me, and I saw she had an iPhone with a Bluetooth earpiece.

I thought she was going to say something, but she just open mouth grinned at me.

That’s when I saw her teeth – all 3 of them.

I wanted to say, “so, hey, hi . . . it looks like you can afford some pretty expensive stuff there,

but it’s crazy that of all the teeth you’re missing, you decided to go with the one tooth: 

the Bluetooth

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That's some special $h¡t right there.

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