People at
Walmart are Interesting.
I was in
the checkout line behind a rather big woman who looked like she was five days
from a proper bath.
She was wearing yoga pants that were not flattering unless she likes showing off the hail damage to her thighs.
And I can’t say much about her shirt that looked
like it belonged to someone two sizes smaller than her.
Anyway,
she was talking out loud, which I thought was strange: talking to
herself.
She looked
back at me, and I saw she had an iPhone with a Bluetooth earpiece.
I thought
she was going to say something, but she just open mouth grinned at me.
That’s
when I saw her teeth – all 3 of them.
I wanted
to say, “so, hey, hi . . . it looks like you can afford some pretty expensive stuff there,
but it’s crazy that of all the teeth you’re missing, you decided to go with the one tooth:
the Bluetooth
🤣🤣🤣
That's some special $h¡t right there.
🤣🤣🤣
