Self-Indulgence: Contractions Are for Pregnant Women, and Shouldn't Be Used When Writing.

The title explains my post for the day, and the point I was trying to make. The way we all speak as we engage in verbal conversation is hilarious, but atrocious. If most people actually wrote the way they speak, we would all be in serious trouble.  Lucy would: "have some 'splaining to do!"  LOL!