Book of D: The Cacophony and Malady of JC (a.k.a. Jesus Christ)

I met with a client today, yep, I see clients on Sunday, and we talked about the problems of the world. Mostly, those issues created by the so-called Christians who want non-Christians, atheists, and agnostics to subscribe to their b/s. My client made a good point about how JC was probably a really cool guy, a hipster who liked talking to different people. I told the client I agreed; moreover, I said that I would bet to say that JC was gay or bisexual. Afterall, he loved to hang out and converse with men – 12 to be exact. LOL 😆. We both laughed and wondered what others would think if they could hear us proudly boasting our LGBTQ cause via JC, Superstar. It felt wonderful to vent knowing our emotions were sans any angst. We agreed that the bible is not a good method of argument if not everyone at the debate possesses a belief in it; it merely becomes a book – like Grimms' Fairy Tales, Moby Dick, or The Hunger Games. I ended our Sunday session by saying that all the rantings of modern-day arguments over religion would most likely just bother JC and piss him off. He would probably be disoriented by the cacophony and bUll$h!t of the maddening malady that afflicts humankind.