Book of D: The Optimal Expletive of "F"

 I am a firm believer that expletives have a place in everyone's vocabulary; not just to be kept - but to be used. Sometimes, one just has to use a curse word, and the best one is by far the "f" word. For "fucks" sake, just use it already. I remember when the Student Senate (SGA) at my alma mater wanted to use our tagline of "Falcons Up" in a gimmicky manner. I was a member of the UTPB Senate (serving as the Senator of the Psychology Department), but I wasn't in the officer's meeting that memorable night. My supervisor, who is also the Dean of Students at UTPB and an advisor for the Senate, called me up and said, "you'll never guess what yell call these crazy m-f'ers want to use!" Not blighted but excited, I said, "what do they want to use?" He starts laughing loud with his quirky schoolgirlish interlude, and he says, "the Senate proposed using 'F.U. UTPB." and he adds, "can you imagine the UTS powers-that-be totally losing theirs shit over that?" I ended with, "Sometimes this world just needs a little 'F.U.' in it!"